Sunday, July 21, 2013

Senior health care solution






So,�� you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing homes available for you
- what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison ... where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and all the
health care you need!

New teeth - no problem.�
Need glasses, great.�
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?�
All covered &your kids can visit as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?�

The same government that just told you they cannot afford to put you in a home.
Plus, because you are now a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes anymore.


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