Right up my alley!!!!
I Don't Do Windows!!
This is cute and funny!
I Don't Do Windows!!
This is cute and funny!
 I do believe this with all my heart! MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!  I don't do windows because ... I love birds And don't want one to run into a clean window And get hurt.  I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest Will slip and get hurt Then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)  I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, And they agree with everything I say.  I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature To have a home of their own.  I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons And don't want the others To get jealous  I don't pull weeds In the garden because .. I don't want to get In God's way, HE is an excellent designer!  I don't put things away because ... My husband Will never be able To find them again.  I don't do gourmet meals When I entertain because ... I don't want my guests To stress out over what To make when They invite me Over for dinner.  I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them When they say "Permanent Press".  I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities Die young And I want to stick around And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!  REMEMBER . . . .  Please SHARE this humor with other important Ladies ! ! ! !  |