Tuesday, September 9, 2014

<AWARENESS> OBEDIENT WIFE

 

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi?

Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo

Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo

Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo

Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?

Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain

Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?

Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar? 

Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo

Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Husband: pasta?

Wife: loose motions ho ge to??
Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti

Wife: bhindi kaatne me tym lgta h
Husband: fruit salad 🍒🍏hi kha lete h,

Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to??
Husband: baked veg...???😶

Wife: microwave kharab pada h...
Husband:khichdi hi bana do"!"!!

Wife: cooker dhula ni h.
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?😯

Wife: jo aap bolo



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